Friday, February 11, 2011

Spider Legs and Lip-Touched Cookies

Today i learned that the average chocolate bar contains approximately eight spider legs inside. GROSS. Victoria, my friend, agrees. At lunch today, victoria touched a warm cookie to her lips, prepared by her lovely assistant Nicole. Just shortly later, she offered Mrs. Khan a cookie...and Mrs Khan grabbed and coonsumed the lip-touched cookie. Little did she know that there was Victoria germs ALL OVER IT! if Mrs. Khan ends up with a horrible flu, fever, or even the common cold....we know who to blame. over and out.
Peace out scout.